Every year, I head to the nursery and get sucked into buying petunias, especially those hanging baskets that look like a cornucopia of magnificent blooms. Three to six weeks later, my petunias look about as scraggly as Gollum from The Hobbit.

Yeah, I dead-head my petunias. I’ve tried keeping the soil moist. I’ve tried letting the soil dry out before watering them. I tried sun, partial sun, partial shade, full shade, and artificial lights. I tried fertilizing and not fertilizing. No matter what I do, within 3-6 weeks, my petunias have gone to pot.

Next spring, I am banning petunias from my garden. I’m going all impatiens - the regular variety, double impatiens for hanging pots, and my all time favorite New Guinea Impatiens for some extra pizzazz. All I do is water these guys, and they flower all summer long - none of that dead-heading nonsense.

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FOX News ran a story this morning entitled “Countrywide Ex-CEO Angelo Mozilo Charged With Fraud” by reporters Peter Barnes and Joanna Ossinger. My first thought was “Well, it’s about time!” My second reaction was to wonder “Where were the regulators?”

In the years leading up to the mortgage meltdown, foreclosure epidemic, and global economic crisis, rampant fraud was being perpetrated across the United States and probably around the world, too. We have regulators in place to monitor banking and investment activities, so where were they? Where were they when Countrywide and other mortgage lenders, driven by greed, were systematically transforming the American Dream into a nightmare? Were were they when Bernie Madoff was fleecing investors? How could a handful of individuals and companies hijack and wreck the largest economy in the world?

Aren’t regulators supposed to prevent these sorts of things from happening?

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Slam Poetry Books in the New York Times

June 3, 2009

Today’s edition of The New York Times carries an article by Larry Rohter entitled “Is Slam in Danger of Going Soft?” in which Rohter points out that the growing popularity of slam poetry is beginning to threaten its very existence as a subversive literary movement. Marc Kelly Smith, founder of the slam poetry movement, and the [...]

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Printers Row Literary Festival

May 30, 2009

My friend, colleague, and co-author Marc Kelly Smith has invited me to join him at the 25th annual Printers Row Lit Fest in Chicago where the master of Slam Poetry, Slampapi himself, will be promoting our two latest books, Take the Mic and Stage a Poetry Slam, and performing on stage. 
Please join us on Saturday [...]

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National Publication Services… What a Rip Off!

May 29, 2009

My wife has a subscription to Vanity Fair magazine, which I happen to like to read, too. Funny thing is, we keep getting these notices from National Publication Billing Services with offers to up our subscription, even though our subscription isn’t scheduled to expire until December of 2011! That’s just before the world is going [...]

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(407) 000-4321

May 28, 2009

I’m a big fan of the FCC’s Do Not Call Registry. Adding my phone number to the registry has significantly reduced the number of unsolicited calls to my residence. However, I’m still receiving regular calls from Florida - the number that shows up on caller ID is 407-000-4321. The company claims it can help lower [...]

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Snakes Alive!

May 26, 2009

I’ve always had a fascination with snakes, so when I saw this one on the motor of my boat, I was delighted. After spotting this beauty and pointing it out to my wife, she pointed to another one about twice the size resting on the boatlift closer to the water.

Curious to know what kind of [...]

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Overwhelmed or Excited or Unfazed?

May 21, 2009

Over the past several days, I’ve begun to feel overwhelmed by the pace of change in the world and the challenge of trying to keep up with everything. In the publishing business, for example, authors are expected to build and maintain an online presence through websites, blogs, and social networking. Just as I began to [...]

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Creating a Static Home Page with Thesis and WordPress

May 16, 2009

You can use WordPress to manage a website complete with a blog. You do it by creating a static home page that functions as your landing pad (to greet visitors) and then creating a new blank page that will contain all of your blog posts. With recent versions of WordPress, the process is pretty simple [...]

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Redesigning My WordPress Blog with Thesis

May 15, 2009

Over the course of the last few weeks, I’ve been knee deep in blogging software. With the publication of our latest books, my friend and co-author Marc Kelly Smith wanted to revamp his blog at Slampapi.com/blog. He was using GoDaddy’s Quick Blogcast, which is a terrible blogging platform. I recommended that he switch to WordPress, [...]

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