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> <channel><title>Comments on: AARP and My Premature Aging</title> <atom:link href="http://joekraynak.com/uncategorized/aarp-and-my-premature-aging.html/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://joekraynak.com/uncategorized/aarp-and-my-premature-aging.html</link> <description>Freelance Writer</description> <lastBuildDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 17:02:17 +0000</lastBuildDate> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator> <item><title>By: Jerry O</title><link>http://joekraynak.com/uncategorized/aarp-and-my-premature-aging.html/comment-page-1#comment-2116</link> <dc:creator>Jerry O</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:56:52 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://joekraynak.com/blog/retirement/aarp-and-my-premature-aging.html#comment-2116</guid> <description>I keep getting solicitations and offers to join AARP, since I am the same age as you lovely wife -So far I&#039;ve resisted I&#039;m going to stomp my feet and say - I won&#039;t grow up, I won&#039;t grow up I won&#039;t grow up - because I always thought AARP was an acronym for Already Approaching Resting in Peace</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I keep getting solicitations and offers to join AARP, since I am the same age as you lovely wife -So far I&#8217;ve resisted I&#8217;m going to stomp my feet and say &#8211; I won&#8217;t grow up, I won&#8217;t grow up I won&#8217;t grow up &#8211; because I always thought AARP was an acronym for Already Approaching Resting in Peace</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Joe</title><link>http://joekraynak.com/uncategorized/aarp-and-my-premature-aging.html/comment-page-1#comment-2063</link> <dc:creator>Joe</dc:creator> <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:28:26 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://joekraynak.com/blog/retirement/aarp-and-my-premature-aging.html#comment-2063</guid> <description>24?! Soon, they&#039;ll be issuing membership cards at the same time the feds give newborns their social security cards.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>24?! Soon, they&#8217;ll be issuing membership cards at the same time the feds give newborns their social security cards.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Stu the (not so) Wise</title><link>http://joekraynak.com/uncategorized/aarp-and-my-premature-aging.html/comment-page-1#comment-2008</link> <dc:creator>Stu the (not so) Wise</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:48:52 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://joekraynak.com/blog/retirement/aarp-and-my-premature-aging.html#comment-2008</guid> <description>If it makes you feel better, I was sent an application to join, along with a temporary membership card, when I was 24. I still carry that temporary membership card they gave me just so I can tell people I&#039;m a &quot;card carrying member&quot; of the AARP.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If it makes you feel better, I was sent an application to join, along with a temporary membership card, when I was 24. I still carry that temporary membership card they gave me just so I can tell people I&#8217;m a &#8220;card carrying member&#8221; of the AARP.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> </channel> </rss>
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